I am so tired.. it’s not even funny

I’ve been with my Aunt Tracy’s kids for the past week and im finally home! I cannot tell you how lucky I feel to be here… I just want to sleep… my eyes keep closing.. zzzz

I. Can’t. Sleep.

April,

Why is it that ever Sunday I get back to college, knowing fully well that Monday mornings mean an eight AM class, and I DON’T sleep. I know that that episode of Sherlock will be there when I wake up the next morning and am fully prepared for the results of a good night’s rest. I know that any and all new tumblr posts will still  be around for my viewing pleasure. So what do I do? Of course. I write about it. At a time far past midnight. When I know that doing so will only result in another exhausted and ultimately hilarious attempt to eat a granola bar, and instead biting a rolled up sock. This has happened.

I am so tired. Youtube will clearly solve this.

-Lauren

Glitter Inquiry

April,

So your bath water…was purple and glittery. I can’t help but imagine the awesomeness of this, but at the same time I’m picturing the delicious smelling glitter. Glitter always sticks to skin no matter how hard you might try to wash it off. And purple? Well…

I hope you enjoy purple skin. Because I sure do

I wonder if your bath stuff smelled like blueberries? That would be so awesome

-Lauren

MY BATHTUB WAS FILLED WITH GLITTER

Do you know how much glitter excites me?! WELL, IM PRETTY SURE YOU DO BECAUSE YOURE MY BEST FRIEND EVER. It was filled with glitter… GLITTER. And it was so pretty. Now, this is why I love LUSH. I had gotten a “spacegirl” bath bomb, which fizzes in your bath, and they usually have special things in them, and this one changed my bathtub water PURPLE, and had glitter… I am in love. And not to mention, it smelt wonderful. You should be jealous because it was awesome.

  

I’m sorry you have drunken guys walking down your hallways at night… Maybe I should just come and watch them everynight and stuff.. Make sure they don’t accidently fall down.. You know.

-April

The Fear Of Shower

April,

My favorite thing about college so far, besides the copious amounts of food and the freaking football games outside my window at midnight, are all the random guys that take shortcuts across the girl’s floor. And not because I just like the boys, which I do, but because of the look of complete confusion that accompanies the total drunkenness of many of them. These boys often wander the floor late at night with a look that says “I have somehow wound up in this strange white hallway full of copious amounts of freshmen women (and some older chick named Lauren) and I haven’t the slightest idea how I got here”. It’s especially strange when they end up in the bathroom. April, the last thing in the world I want to worry about is having some random guy barge in on my shower asking where the nearest exit is.

Take the second left after the fire extinguisher

You shouldn’t have to worry about some stranger of the male variety seeing you brushing your teeth, or like, plucking your eyebrows. And I think I speak for everyone here when I say the last thing that I would ever want to hear when I’m stepping out of the shower stall is “Sup” in a baritone voice.

-Lauren

IM FORGIVEN!

Lauren,

It makes me happy to know that I am now forgiven! I guess that stern phonecall I had with Netflix did the trick haha. Just to let you know if you didn’t know already…. BLAINE AND KURT ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT… SAME WITH FINN AND RACHEL.

I’m sorry, I have seem to have said too much, but I can’t find the strength within myself to actually erase it.. Oh well spoiler alert… Haha

I finally got my LUSH order in the mail today, and it all smells so damn good, I just cannot wait to take a bath! I feel like a little kid haha.

-April

So…

April,

Remember that time on tumblr when I said that Netflix only had the first season of glee so I couldn’t watch anymore and I was sad and it was all your fault?

 

Well. This is awkward. I uh… guess you’re forgiven.

-Lauren

It’s Just a Balloon-Related Jungle Out There

April,

I just want to point out the amount of awesomeness generally increased as my birthday went on. First, I woke up at 2am, which if you didn’t know is a time generally considered to be early to most people*. The main reason that I woke up, besides the fact that my dorm room refuses to be any temperature other than 400 degrees or five below zero at any given time,was because I had a dream that someone was duct-taping cats to my door. Now, most people would immediately wake up and then immediately dismiss the dream as nonsense. A normal person would go back to sleep. So of course I was wide awake listening for even the vaguest hint toward any cat taping miscreants. Instead, I walked out to this:

My fear of cats was completely unfounded as it turns out. It just goes to show you, when life throws feline related oddities your way, you might just end up with a freaking balloon jungle instead. And I don’t know when your ever going to use that as advice, April, but thanks a bunch for the birthday wishes.

DFTBA!

-Lauren

*At least…most people that are in our time zone when it’s 2am here. And not somewhere where it’s like 8am

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH LAUREN

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN! And also, happy birthday to Adam! Wheeeeeeeeee!

YOURE SO OLD

Anyways

I absolutely love that winged key, and I actually was thinking of getting one before, but that one is absolutely beautiful. Im also going to get my Hello Kitty in a Slytherin uniform. Its perfect. It incorporates my obsessions.

Today I finally have off! Exciting right? I THINK YES. I don’t know what to do with myself…

So I Just Had An Idea

April,

You know how you’re always saying that you want another tattoo? One that is awesome and magical and basically Harry Potter-esque? Well I woke up in the middle of the night and found you this:

Wouldn’t this look awesome?

-Lauren